I drove a Cobalt SS earlier today...

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 11/08/2016 at 13:45 • Filed to: Shitbalt

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let’s now play what’s wrong with the car and how much it’ll cost to fix it when it comes back to my dealership!

-the rear wing isn’t properly bolted into the trunk

-the rear wing leaks water into the trunk

-out rageously rough idle, it was bouncing from 500-3000 rpm

-it could pass as a bro truck since it just blows black smoke out its exhaust

-straight piped with a 3" exhaust, so it’ll fail NJ inspection

-Front splitter is barely held on

-clutch was slipping

-unknown aftermarket parts: headers, exhaust, BOV, intake, intercooler

In other news, I literally couldnt use 1st gear as it’d just jerk the car to pieces and 2nd gear produced a horrible noise from the engine. It was sold today at sticker $5995.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/08/2016 at 13:50

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Sounds like the Mark of Excellence.

Stapleface > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/08/2016 at 13:51

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So wait, someone bought it like that, at 6 grand, even though it looks and runs like shit? Let me guess, they financed it at a cool 23.9% rate?

LongbowMkII > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/08/2016 at 13:52

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$59.95 is a NP.

404 - User No Longer Available > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/08/2016 at 13:55

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NA SS, Supercharged SS or Turbo SS?

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/08/2016 at 13:59

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$4000

extraspecialbitter > LongbowMkII 11/08/2016 at 14:06

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Still CP. Do you understand how many bacon double cheeseburgers that $60 can buy?

BorkBorkBjork > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/08/2016 at 14:12

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$2300 would do it. Cobalt SSs are awesome.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > 404 - User No Longer Available 11/08/2016 at 14:16

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Turbo

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Stapleface 11/08/2016 at 14:16

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No clue

404 - User No Longer Available > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/08/2016 at 14:24

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Please tell me it’s not a sedan

Please tell me it’s not a sedan

Please tell me it’s not a sedan

LongbowMkII > extraspecialbitter 11/08/2016 at 14:51

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How many turbos do those burgers have?

LongbowMkII > 404 - User No Longer Available 11/08/2016 at 14:52

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the sedan is cooler than the coupe. sleeper ftw.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > 404 - User No Longer Available 11/08/2016 at 15:05

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Coupe

B/Xmrrmvr > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/08/2016 at 15:06

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my dealership

I’m so happy you stopped saying “my job”. And I’ll go with $5000.

uofime-2 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/08/2016 at 15:20

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Doesn’t sound like anything a walnut blasting and a few generous globs of rtv can’t fix

extraspecialbitter > LongbowMkII 11/08/2016 at 15:27

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Is this a turbo?

LongbowMkII > extraspecialbitter 11/08/2016 at 15:33

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Burger King eh?

extraspecialbitter > LongbowMkII 11/08/2016 at 15:57

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No regrets.